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Laugh Together: 96 questions
Questions that make it hard to keep a straight face: absurd scenarios, petty debates, epic fails, small confessions and stories made up on the spot. There's only one goal: laughing.
How to playOne of you asks, the other answers, then switch. The more details, the funnier it gets. The best questions deserve an answer from both of you.
😂 Laugh Together
Your name gets added to the dictionary as a verb. What does it mean, and what's the example sentence?
All questions
🛸 Pure nonsense
Absurd what-ifs
- Your name gets added to the dictionary as a verb. What does it mean, and what's the example sentence?
- We become partners in crime, but we only steal ridiculous things. What do we take on our first heist?
- Aliens abduct you and demand one thing that explains humanity. What do you show them?
- You get your own national holiday. What is it called, when is it, and what does everyone have to do that day?
- A museum opens an exhibit about your life. Which three objects are in the display cases, and what do the plaques say?
- You become a ghost and get to haunt one place, but only to mildly annoy people. Where do you haunt, and how?
- We open a business together that's guaranteed to go bankrupt within six months. What are we selling?
- We're moving to Mars, and each of us can bring one completely unnecessary thing. What do you pack, and how do you justify it?
- Starting tomorrow, one thing in the world is free, but only one, and you get to pick it. What is it, and who hates you for it?
- Your pet or your houseplant leaves an anonymous online review of you. How many stars, and what does the comment say?
- You start a secret society. What's it called, what does it do, and what does it take to get in?
- All animals suddenly get the right to vote. Which species has the most political power, and what does it demand?
- Every adult has to pass a yearly exam in one life skill. Which one do you ace, and which one do you flunk?
- You get a billboard on your town's main street for a month. What goes on it?
- Starting tomorrow, people pay with skills instead of money. What do you have in your wallet, and what can you afford?
- Your street gets renamed in honor of the thing you do most. What's it called now?
⚖️ Hot takes
Rankings and petty debates
- Rank them: chicken noodle, tomato, clam chowder, French onion. Which soup wins, and why do the rest lose?
- Which of your food opinions could turn a family dinner into a fight?
- Which wedding song works on you like a fire alarm and gets you off the dance floor immediately?
- Name three things everybody loves that you just don't get the hype about.
- What's the best Christmas movie, and why is it “Home Alone”? If you disagree, explain yourself.
- Rank them: the bus, a bike, a car, the train, your own two feet. Which one is a pleasure, and which one feels like a punishment?
- What small thing people do at the store or on the bus deserves a ticket?
- The worst chip, ice cream or pizza flavor ever created. Your verdict and your reasoning, please.
- Which rule of good manners makes absolutely no sense to you?
- Rank the four seasons, judging only by how people look and what there is to eat.
- Which animal is seriously overrated, and which one deserves better PR?
- What's worse: a spoiler for the season finale, or someone eating your last bite without asking? Argue it like you're in court.
- Hand out the award for humanity's worst invention. The nominees: the alarm clock, open offices and family group chats. You can nominate your own.
- Cereal first or milk first? And what does the wrong answer say about a person?
- Which proverb or piece of old-school wisdom is complete nonsense, in your opinion?
- Settle it once and for all: how many minutes late is officially late, and until when does “almost there” still count?
🙈 Epic fails
Cringe from the archives
- Which piece of clothing from your past belongs in photos that nobody ever gets to see?
- Who have you accidentally called “Mom,” or answered “you too” at exactly the wrong moment?
- Prom, a wedding or some other big party: which dance-floor moment would you erase from every witness's memory?
- What's the worst excuse you ever gave at school or at work, and did anyone actually buy it?
- When did you last push a door with a giant “PULL” sign on it, and how many witnesses were there?
- Which song did you use to belt out with the wrong lyrics, and how did your version go?
- What's your best story from a train or a bus: a delay, a strange seatmate, a stop you slept right through?
- Which of your moments of total confidence ended in the most spectacular flop?
- What was your most embarrassing screen name or email address back in the day?
- What ridiculous thing did you believe as a kid for way too long?
- What was your shortest career: a job, a hobby or a class you quit in record time?
- Which joke or prank of yours backfired on you?
- When did you last have to pretend you knew someone who greeted you like you'd been friends for years?
- What scene at the DMV, the doctor's office or the bank comes back to you at the worst possible moments?
- Which athletic “achievement” of yours from gym class or vacation deserves a slow-motion replay?
- Which of your quick fixes turned a small problem into a big disaster?
🤫 Fess up
Small sins and odd habits
- Which movie or book that “everyone knows” have you never actually finished, even though you nod along when it comes up?
- What's your secret ingredient, shortcut or little cheat in the kitchen that you never admit to?
- Which minor household crime will you confess to: sneaking snacks, hiding the good candy, or “it was already like that”?
- Who or what do you talk to out loud when you think no one can hear: the cat, the car, the GPS?
- Which little lie do you tell most often: “leaving right now,” “five more minutes” or “I'm fine”?
- What app, game or subscription do you still have, even though officially you “quit ages ago”?
- What object from your childhood do you still keep, and what happens if someone tries to throw it out?
- What game, board game or contest do you cheat at without blinking?
- What do you still call your mom, your dad or someone wiser about instead of just looking it up?
- What's your record for wearing the same hoodie or sweatpants without washing them, and who finally put a stop to it?
- What do you buy “for guests” and then eat before anyone shows up?
- What's the most childish thing you still do and have zero plans to quit?
- When did you last fake a phone call to avoid someone?
- You're pulling an Irish goodbye at a party. What's your technique, and who has caught you in the act?
- What have you “borrowed for a minute” and kept for years, and does the owner know?
- What totally harmless thing are you still hiding from your family?
🎬 Our double act
Us, the comedy edition
- Which trait we share is the most exhausting for other people?
- Which of us gets eliminated first on a wilderness survival show, and what does that spectacular failure look like?
- Which of my faces can you read from across the room, and what does it mean?
- A stranger overhears us for five minutes at the store. What do they conclude about us?
- What are we so bad at together that we deserve a consolation trophy?
- Which idea of ours seemed brilliant right up until we actually tried it?
- Write my user manual in three bullet points, including the manufacturer's warning.
- Which of us has the worse sense of direction, and which trip is Exhibit A?
- Which habit of mine is adorable and drives you up the wall at the same time?
- We go on a TV talent show together. What's our act, and how many seconds until the first buzzer?
- What song plays in the background while we try to put furniture together using the instructions?
- Which of us lasts longer without a phone, and how will we know the meltdown has started?
- What's the name of our two-person trivia night team, and which category are we unbeatable in?
- What do I do so distinctively that you'd know it was me with your eyes closed: my footsteps, my sneeze, my laugh?
- Someone does an impression of us on stage. What gesture, line or prop is enough for the whole room to know it's us?
- Which photo of us is so bad it's brilliant? Find it and show me.
🎭 On the spot
Make it up, tell it, predict it
- Tell a story together, taking turns one sentence at a time. It begins: “That day at the post office, nothing hinted at the disaster to come.”
- Tell a bedtime story in three sentences. The hero is whatever object is closest to you right now.
- Make up a fortune cookie fortune just for me, on the spot. The weirder, the better.
- Predict my headline in the local paper: what will they write about me someday?
- Give me a new nickname based on what I'm wearing today. It stays until this conversation is over.
- Sum up our day so far like a TV episode preview. Start with: “On today's episode.”
- Tell me about the most boring thing you did this week as if it were a thriller.
- Invent a superstition that only the two of us believe in from now on. What brings bad luck, and what brings good luck?
- Explain to me how the internet, electricity or an airplane works. The less you know, the more confident you should sound.
- Take turns inventing the worst possible boy band names. Whoever cracks up first loses.
- Tell the story behind one of your scars, bruises or stains. Making things up is allowed, and I'll guess whether it's true.
- Guess what I'm thinking about right now. You only get three questions, and then we switch.
- Play the “don't say yes or no” game: fire questions at each other for one minute. Whoever slips has to make their silliest face.
- Tell a made-up story about where my name came from. I'll act like it's the absolute truth.
- Predict what I say when I see the check at a restaurant, a parking ticket or a spider. Do it in my voice.
- You have thirty seconds to convince me that the potato is the greatest vegetable on earth. Or the worst.
How do I use these questions?
One of you asks, the other answers, then switch. The more details, the funnier it gets. The best questions deserve an answer from both of you.
How many questions are in Laugh Together?
Laugh Together has 96 questions in 6 chapters. All of them are free here, and in the Liskove app you play them together, even from far apart.
In the app, the questions come to you
In Liskove you take turns asking them, each of you answers on your own phone, and every conversation earns points for the fox you share.